Introduction: In the fall of 1996, I began grad school, studying for a Masters Degree in Library and Information Science. At the same time, I found myself immersed in conspiracy theory, back in the days before the subject had been thrashed to death. This ECC erupted almost spontaneously from that reading.
(DISCLAIMER: Much of this story is tasteless. All of it is strange. However, despite the fact that several of the characters are real live people, it is 100% unadulterated fiction. PLEASE DON’T SUE ME OR ORDER MY ASSASSINATION! Thank you.)