Desperate for an anodyne to ease their hideous existence, Russian gangsters in prison have traditionally brewed chifir, a tea so strong as to be psychoactive, so bitter it can hardly be drunk.
And Starbucks doesn’t have it. I’ve been to every Starbucks in the state and they all just looked at me funny. I can see no clearer sign of the degradation of our civilization.
THIS ONE’S GOING OUT TO GENERATIONS OF CHIFIR SWILLING RUSSIAN MOBSTERS!
The Library You See in Dreams 