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Thanksgiving Anime

Me: Let’s use the potato ricer!
Dad: What’s a potato racer?

HERE HE COMES
HERE COMES SPUD RACER
HE’S A TUBER ON WHEELS

Narrator: On the track, Spud finds himself confronted with the mysterious Racer P. Unbeknown to him, Racer P is actually the heir to the lost throne of the Incas!

Trixie: Spud, speed up!

Narrator: The sudden acceleration rips Spud’s racing garments from his body!

Spud: NO!!!! WITHOUT MY JACKET, I LOSE ALL MY NUTRITION!!

 

Narrator: Distracted, Spud does not see the multicar pileup ahead!

(MASHHHHHHHH)