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Today saw the recent MCU film “Ant Man” with J, who enjoyed it. I liked it, although the MCU has definitely settled into a formula. More to the point, it reminded me that I wrote a filk about Ant-Man a few years ago. This was the original Hank Pym AM, not the Scott Lang of the movie, and was set to the tune of the Beatles’ “Taxman.”

ANT-MAN

(Ultron-1, Ultron-2, Ultron-3, Ultron-4, Ultron-10, Ultron-12…)

Let me tell you how it will be
I’ll use some bugs as infantry

‘Cause I’m the Ant-Man
Yeah, I’m the Ant-Man

Should Dr Pym appear too small
As Giant-Man I’ll get real tall

But I’m the Ant-Man
Yeah, I’m the Ant-Man

If we fight with Doom, I’ll get some fleas
If we fight with Kang, I’ll get some bees
Loose bedbug swarms against Loki
I’m King of Entomology
Ant-Man!

‘Cause I’m the Ant-Man
Yeah, I’m the Ant-Man

Don’t scorn to put me in your plan
(Ah-ah, Captain Rogers!)
I’ll kick your ass with my wife Jan
(Ah-ah, Mister Stark!)

‘Cause I’m the Ant-Man
Yeah, I’m the Ant-Man

Now my advice for all my foes
You’d do well to defend your toes
‘Cause I’m the Ant-Man
Yeah, I’m the Ant-Man
And the ants swarm for no one but me

Ant-Man!

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