Monthly Archives: May 2017

The way of the world is this:

Two philosophers stood ankle-deep at a beach, disputing & discerning. They were on the verge of a great synthesis when an unexpected wave knocked them over, dragging them across the bottom, filling their mouths with foam and tossing them back up on the sand.

When they were done coughing, they found they had forgotten their realization.


The lobster’s eating yogurt
He eats it with his claws
He finds it very difficult
To get it in his jaws

The lobster loves his yogurt
It’s worth the strife, you see
The creamy taste reminds him of
The foaming briny sea